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Why hello there! My friends are starting to complain, so it’s time to post again.

Oh oh oh! Soul Asylum - Misery. Why did they stop playing stuff like this on the radio?

I got me some housing. It’s nice. New two-bedroom apartment overlooking downtown. What’s that? You need someplace to live? I need roommates. Email.

Finals are approaching with a quickness. A little scary… in a lot of my classes this semester, the final is worth about 45%. I have to smoothly operate next week if I want good grades. Which means that I need to regulate the studying situation now. H-dog.

I’ll own EE. Utopia shouldn’t be too bad, with a little creativity. Physics will be hard, but I’ll be prepared. Today, in calculus, I learned the Grand Unified Theorem? of calculus, which is the culmination of everything from Calc I to Calc III. Just one simple equation (Generalized Stokes’ Theorem, for the mathies in the audience). Wow! It all makes sense. How cool.

A few weeks ago, I somehow discovered this sparkling gem of a government website. I haven’t stopped laughing since. It’s started conversations like this:

   Chris: digz, lezz get in your golf and have us a clam bake
   Joe: lol…shit dawg, you be trippin’
   Chris: i be trippin’ on the chunky

I was also pleased to learn that marimba is slang for marijuana. Those federales be dope wit’ my lingo, yo.

It’s time to go to bed, so that I can get up tomorrow and study. It’s an official USC study day, so I might as well. Did I mention that I have three (3) exams on one day next week? Oy. Six hours of tests. Hardcore.